Fun dating with jokes | dirty joke

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Fun dating with jokes | dirty joke

What do Tony Blair and Peter Stringfellow have in common?....They both love bush.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs, playing the piano? Clever Dick.

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What's pink and hard first thing in the morning? The Financial Times Crossword.

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A woman went in to a chemist and asked if they sold extra large condoms. "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" replied the shop assistant. "No, but do you mind if I wait till somebody does?"

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News flash just in... A man flashed at three old ladies sitting on a bench on Clapham common... two had a stroke but the other couldn't reach.

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What is the difference between burnt toast and a pregnant woman? Nothing. In both cases it was taken out too late.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMT? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What's pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife.

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When is a pixie not pixie? When she has her head down an elf’s pants......then she's a goblin

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs smoking?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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