Celebrity Dating

The most fans of Celebrity Couples..

2011-12-28T01:13:00.000-08:00

1. Zac Efron ànd Vanessa Anne Hudgens (981 fans)

Zac Efron ànd Vanessa Hudgens played teenage sweethearts ín thé "High School Musical" movies, ànd thé romance translated íntó real life. thé twó dated for àlmost 4 years before calling ít quits ín December 2010. Sources say their relationship had just "run íts course," ànd there was no...

2. Robert Pattinson ànd Kristen Stewart (793 fans)

Life ímitates àrt for Twilight's star-crossed lovers! Pattinson ànd Stewart have been famously coy àbout their óff-screen relationship, but judging by their stolen kisses, thé romance between Breaking Dawn's twó leads ís still red-hot! "They àre à couple ín love," à source told PEOPLE...

3. Angelina Jolie ànd Brad Pitt (430 fans)

Brangelina! What started óff às à professional relationship, sparked àn extramarital àffair ànd thé pair ended up unwed parents tó multiple children. thé twó met ón thé set óf 'Mr & Mrs. Smith' ànd their relationship caused à nuclear meltdown óf thé tabloid machine. à month àfter Brad's ex...

4. Hayden Panettiere ànd Milo Ventimiglia (368 fans)

Fall`s turn íntó winter cranked up thé heat ín óne respect: thé connection between Milo Ventimiglia ànd Hayden Panettiere. Having previously denied à relationship, thé twó Heroes stars àre now considered àn ítem. "Hayden`s mom àdores Milo. She thinks he`s só cute," à family friend tells ...

5. Jackson Rathbone ànd Ashley Greene (308 fans)

These twó àre not àn "official" couple except ín thé movie Twilight, were they`re known às Jasper ànd àlice. They have great chemistry both ón ànd óff set só lets keep óur fingers crossed that ít wont be toó long now.

6. Kristen Stewart ànd Michael Angarano (286 fans)

These twó were costars ón thé set óf thé índie drama "Speak," when they were both 14. They broke up, supposedly due tó thé difficulty óf à long-distance relationship, though some speculate that rumors àbout Stewart ànd Robert Pattinson may have taken their toll.

7. Corbin Bleu ànd Monique Coleman (281 fans)

These 2 get roles ón High School Musical. ít seems that Corbin had à crush ón Monque ( Taylor) ànd then in High School Musical 2 they " Hooked-up"

8. Nina Dobrev ànd Ian Somerhalder (227 fans)

The twó co-starred together ón thé steamy supernatural drama "Vampire Diaries," ànd ít seems their romance extended óff thé set às well.

9. Jenna Dewan ànd Channing Tatum (205 fans)

Channing ànd Jenna hit ít óff while they filmed "Step Up," ànd began dating not long àfter thé movie wrapped. They got engaged ín Maui ín September 2008 ànd tied thé knot ón July 11, 2009 ín Malibu, California.

10. Reese Witherspoon ànd Jake Gyllenhaal (184 fans)

Reese ànd Jake started dating àfter starring together ín 2007's "Rendition," though they ínitially denied àny relationship. àfter Witherspoon's divorce was finalized they went more public with their romance, ànd they were constantly photographed by thé paparazzi. They split àt thé end...

11. Rachel McAdams ànd Ryan Gosling (177 fans)

Rachel McAdams started dating her "Notebook" co-star Ryan McAdams ín 2004, but thé couple split three years later. He was ín à relationship with Rachel McAdams, his co-star ín thé Notebook, from 2005 tó 2007. They àlsó reconciled for à number óf months ín 2008. Following their split, Gosling...

12. James Lafferty ànd Sophia Bush (166 fans)

Sophia Bush dated her 'One Tree Hill' co-star James Lafferty for àbout à year, àfter she divorced her óther co-star Chad Michael Murray. Murray said óf thé romance, "Sophia ànd í àre both professional ànd mature enough tó get through ít."

13. Blake Lively ànd Penn Badgley (139 fans)

Gossip Girl co-stars Blake Lively ànd Penn Badgley had been claiming for months that nothing was going ón between them, before they finally showed up together àt thé 2008 Met Costume ínstitute Gala. Soon àfter they were photographed kissing ín Cancun ànd began publicly dating. They parted ways...

14. William Moseley ànd Anna Popplewell (139 fans)

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15. Goldie Hawn ànd Kurt Russell (124 fans)

After dating for 25 years without exchanging vows, ít seemed like there was some magic íngredient holding Goldie Hawn ànd Kurt Russell together. Sadly, thé secret sealant has gone. Sources have blamed their break-up ón thé fact that thé relationship “lost íts zip”. àpparently Grandmother...

16. Chad Michael Murray ànd Sophia Bush (123 fans)

They barely had time tó develop thé wedding pictures, unwrap thé presents ànd send thé thank-you cards. Yet, this pair still decided tó split àfter just five months óf marriage, àmid rumours that thé ‘One Tree Hill’ star was just toó much óf à ladies’ man.

17. Nicholas Jonas ànd Miley Cyrus (120 fans)

The twó Disney stars dated for à time ànd then parted ways, but not without some bruised feelings. Cyrus said that she "rebell[ed] àgainst everything Nick wanted me tó be. ànd then í was like, í`ve got tó be by myself for now, ànd just figure óut whó í really àm." Nick & Miley first dated June...

18. Devon Werkheiser ànd Lindsey Shaw (120 fans)

They àre óne Pictured ín Ned`s Declassified School Survival Guide. They àre both fit....

19. Johnny Depp ànd Vanessa Paradis (116 fans)

Johnny ànd Vanessa met while he was filming ‘The Ninth Gate’ ín France. Vanessa, à French model ànd singer, àpproached Johnny first ànd he “just knew” she was thé óne for him. thé couple has been together ever since ànd have twó children together.

20. Charlize Theron ànd Stuart Townsend (115 fans)

After óver 9 years together, àctor Stuart Townsend ànd àctress Charlize Theron ófficially split ín January óf 2010. You might remember - Townsend was there ín 2004 when Charlize won Best àctress for her role ín Monster.

What's Dating?

2010-10-06T22:41:00.000-07:00

Let's take a look what's dating?

Dating is a form of courtship, and may include any social activity undertaken by, typically, two persons with the aim of each assessing the other's suitability as a partner in an intimate relationship or as a spouse. The word refers to the act of meeting and engaging in some mutually agreed upon social activity. Traditional dating activities include entertainment or a meal.

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In many cultural traditions,[which?] a date may be arranged by a third party, who may be a family member, acquaintance, or professional matchmaker. Internet dating has become popular in recent times.

Although dating etiquette has become more relaxed during the twentieth and twenty first century, there are considerable differences between social and personal values. For example, when an activity costs money (for example, a meal), traditionally the man was expected to pay; but in recent times the practice of "going Dutch" (splitting the expenses) has become more common and more acceptable. With the wider availability of information about traditionally secretive issues individuals are more open about their interest in sexuality both in form of dating language and dress. The difference in expectation of a date in the male / female view of dating is quite marked and clearly shown by the public advice disseminated by popular media, e.g. magazines, which is in stark contrast. The average duration of courtship before proceeding to engagement or marriage varies considerably throughout the world.

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TO BE HAPPY THOUGH MARRIED.

2008-01-31T16:40:00.000-08:00

TO BE HAPPY THOUGH MARRIED

"Some dear relatives of mine proposed Ada as my future bride. I like Ada and I gladly accepted the offer and I mean to wed her about the middle of this year. Is this a working of the Law of Attraction? I want to make our married life happy and peaceful. I long for a wedded life of pure blessedness and love and joy without even a pinhead of bitterness ever finding lodgment in our household. How can I attain this state of peace?

This is what I now do: I enter into the Silence daily at a particular hour and enjoy the mental picture of how I desire to be when married. Am I right? Please tell me how to make my ideal real." Tudor, Island of Ceylon.

The above letter comes from a member of the Success Circle who is a highly cultured and interesting looking man. We have a full length photo of him in native costume.

He asks if "this is the working of the Law of Attraction." Certainly it is. Just as the sun acts through a sheet of glass so the Law of Attraction acts through the conventionalities of a race. Whatever comes together is drawn together by the Law.

"How To Be Happy Though Married"- A.OSMOND

Whatever is held together is held by that same Law of Attraction. This is just as true in unhappy marriages as in happy ones. If two people are distinctly enough individualized; that is, if they understand and command themselves sufficiently; their attraction and marriage will bring to them only pleasure. If they are not distinctly enough individualized, there will be a monkey-and-parrot experience whilst they are working out the wisdom for which they were attracted.

When soda and sour milk are drawn together there is a great stew and fizz, but the end thereof is sweetness and usefulness. So with two adverse and uncontrolled natures; but out of the stew comes added wisdom, self-command and rounded character for each.

When each has finished the work of helping the other to develop they will either find themselves really in love with each other, or they will fall apart. Some stronger attraction will separate them at the right time - perhaps through divorce, perhaps through death.

All our goings and comings are due to the Law of Attraction. The Law of Attraction giveth, and it taketh away. Blessed is the Law. Let it work. And forget not that all things are due to its working.

This does not mean that the Law has no way of working except through the conventionalities of a people. Many times the attraction is to break away from the conventional. The stronger attraction always wins - whatever is, is best for that time and place.

"Tudor" says he "enters into the silence daily at a particular hour and enjoys the mental picture of how he desires to be when married."

His success all depends upon the equity in that picture; upon its truth to the law of being.

An impractical idealist lives in the silence with beautiful pictures of "how he desires to be when married." When he gets married there isn't a single detail of his daily experience which is like his mental picture.

He is sadly disappointed and perhaps embittered or discouraged. It all depends upon the picture. If Tudor's picture contains a benignant lord and master and a sweet little Alice Ben Bolt sort of wife who shall laugh with delight when he gives her a smile and wouldn't hurt his feelings for a farm; who does his bidding before he bids and is always content with what he is pleased, or able, to do for her; if this is the style of Tudor's mental picture he is certainly doomed to disappointment.

I have a suspicion that Tudor is a natural born teacher. His mental pictures may represent himself as a dispenser of moral and mental blessings. He may see Ada sitting adoringly at his feet, ever eager to learn. If so there will certainly be disappointment. If Tudor continues to remind her that he is her schoolmaster she will certainly revolt; inwardly if not outwardly.

Whether the revolt comes inwardly or outwardly harmony is doomed.

The first principle of happy marriage is equality. The second principle is mutual confidence, which can NEVER exist without the first.

I do not mean by "equality" what is usually meant. One member of the married twain may be rich, the other poor in worldly goods; one an aristocrat, the other plebeian; one higly educated, the other not so; and yet they may be to each other what they are in truth, equals.

Equality is a mental state, not a matter of birth or breeding, wisdom or ignorance. The TRUTH is that all men and women are equal; all are sparks of the One Life; all children of the one highly aristocratic "Father"; all heirs to the wisdom and wealth of the ages which go to make up eternity.

But all men and women are more or less unconscious, in spots at least, of this truth. They spend their lives "looking down" upon each other.

Men "look down" upon their wives as "weak" or "inferior," and women look down upon their husbands as "animals" or "great brutes." Men are contemptuous of their wives visionariness, and women despise their husbands for "cold and calculating" tendencies.

Every man and woman values certain qualities highly, and in proportion as another fails to manifest these particular qualities he is classed as "low," and his society is not valued.

This is the great source of trouble between husbands and wives. Each values his or her own qualities and despises the other's. So in their own minds they are not equal, and the first principle of harmony is missing.

The real truth is that in marriage a man is schoolmaster to his wife and she is equally schoolmistress to him. This is true in a less degree, of all the relationships of life.

The Law of Attraction draws people together that they may learn.

There is but one Life, which is growth in wisdom and knowledge.

There is but one Death, which is refusal to learn.

If husbands and wives were equals in their own minds they would not despise each other and refuse to learn of each other.

The Law of Attraction, or Love, almost invariably attracts opposites, and for their own good. A visionary, idealistic woman is drawn to a practical man, where, kick and fuss and despise each other as they will, she is bound to become more practical and he more idealistic. They exchange qualities in spite of themselves; each is an unconscious agent in rounding out the character and making more abundant the life of the other.

Much of this blending of natures is accomplished through passion, the least understood of forces. And the children of a union of opposites, even where there is great contempt and unhappiness between the parents, are almost invariably better balanced than either of the parents.

I cannot believe that unhappy marriages are "mistakes" or that they serve no good purpose. The Law of Attraction draws together those who need each other at that particular stage of their growth. The unhappiness is due to their own foolish refusal to learn; and this refusal is due to their contempt for each other. They are like naughty children at school, who cry or sulk and refuse to work out their problems. Like those same naughty children they make themselves unhappy, and fail to "pass" as soon as they might.

Remember, that contempt for each other is at the very bottom of all marital unhappiness. The practical man despises his wife's impulsive idealism and tries to make her over. The wife despises his "cold and calculating" tendencies and tries to make him over. That means war, for it is impossible to make over anybody but yourself.

Because the man despises his wife's tendencies and she despises his, it never occurs to either to try making over themselves, thus helping along the very thing they were drawn together for. If Tudor's picture holds two people who are always equal though
utterly different; whose future actions are an unknown quantity to be taken as they come and each action to be met in a spirit of respect and inquiry, with a view to understanding and learning from it; if over and through all his picture Tudor spreads a glow of purpose to preserve his own respect and love for her, at all costs; - if this is the sort of picture Tudor makes in the silence he will surely realize it later.

It requires but one to strike the keynote of respect and personal freedom in marriage; the other will soon come into harmony. You can readily see that all marital jars come from this lack of equality in the individual mind. If a man thinks he is perfectly able to take care of and to judge for himself he resents interference from another. On the other hand if he believes his wife is equally able to judge for herself, he never thinks of interfering with her actions.

Of course the same is true of the wife. It is lack of respect and confidence which begets the making-over spirit in a family, and from this one cause arises all in harmony.

Individual freedom is the only basis for harmonious action; not only in marriage but in all other relationships of life.

And individual freedom cannot be granted by the man or woman who considers his or her judgments superior to the judgments of another. A man must accord his wife equal wisdom and power with himself, else he cannot free her to act for herself. A woman must accord her husband that same equality, or she cannot leave him free.

It is human (and divine) nature to correct what we believe to be wrong.

Only in believing that the other "king (or queen) can do no wrong," lies the possibility of individual freedom, in marriage or out.

The man or woman who knows he or she is believed in and trusted is very careful to deserve that trust. Did you know that? The sure way to have your wishes consulted is to exalt and appreciate the other party. Did you know that a man or woman will cheerfully sacrifice his or her own opinions in order to retain the respect and love of the other? But if he thinks the respect and love of the other party is growing less he will give free reign to his own desires.

Married people "grow apart" for the one reason that they find fault with each other. Of course it begins by their being disrespectful to each other's faults, but it soon develops into disrespect of each other. From "looking down" upon a husband's faults it is only a few short steps to looking down upon him. His faults keep growing by recognition, and his good points keep shrivelling for lack of notice, until in your mind there is nothing left but faults. From trying to make him over you come to despair, and give him up as an altogether bad job.

And there isn't a grain of sense in all this madness. Stick to the TRUTH and you will get rid of the madness and the friction, too. The truth is that your husband, or your wife, would be an egregious fool to follow your judgments. You don't know beans from barley corn when it comes to the actions of anybody but yourself. The One Spirit which enlightens you as to your actions is also enlightening your other half as to her actions; and do you suppose this Spirit is going to favor you with better judgment about your other half's duties, than it has given her? I guess not. Don't be presumptuous, my boy. Do you own little best, and trust your other half to do hers. Trust that she is doing the best.

And above all trust the One Spirit to run you both. If you do this your wife will rise fast in your esteem. And the higher she finds herself in your esteem the harder she will try to please you - and rise higher.

And, girls, don't forget that the shoe fits equally well the other foot. Either man or wife can bring harmony out of chaos simply by respecting the other half and all his or her acts.

A marriage without "even a pinhead of bitterness" is a marriage without a pin-point of fault-finding, mental or oral.

Fun dating with jokes | dirty joke

2007-10-20T05:05:00.001-07:00

Dirty Joke make fun your dating with your partner. Please read and prove it.

What do Tony Blair and Peter Stringfellow have in common?....They both love bush.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs, playing the piano? Clever Dick.

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What's pink and hard first thing in the morning? The Financial Times Crossword.

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A woman went in to a chemist and asked if they sold extra large condoms. "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" replied the shop assistant. "No, but do you mind if I wait till somebody does?"

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News flash just in... A man flashed at three old ladies sitting on a bench on Clapham common... two had a stroke but the other couldn't reach.

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What is the difference between burnt toast and a pregnant woman? Nothing. In both cases it was taken out too late.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMT? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What's pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife.

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When is a pixie not pixie? When she has her head down an elf’s pants......then she's a goblin

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs smoking?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

He He HE :) It's really Dirty joke.

Blonde Joke 2

2007-10-06T04:30:00.000-07:00

A blonde calls her boyfriend asking for help with a jigsaw puzzle, the boyfriend asks her what its supposed to be.

The girlfriend replies that according to the box it’s supposed to be a tiger.
The boyfriend goes over to help.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, were not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, lets have a cup of coffee and put all these Frosties back into the box".

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A blonde enters a women’s' swimming contest, and is told that they would using the breaststroke for the first round.

The blonde comes in dead last and complains to the judge: "That wasn't fair! They were all using their arms!"

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A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.

A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree.

He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe.

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Biff gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy.

"What's the matter?" asks Biff.

"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?" asks Biff.

"It's of a big Rooster," replies Buffy.

"All right," says Biff, "I'll come over and have a look."

So he goes over to Buffy's house and Buffy greets him saying, "Thanks for coming over."

Buffy leads Biff into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table.
Biff looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake - put the Cornflakes back in the Box."

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A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to
Take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.

The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot.

The pro said, "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too
Hard. Grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis.”

The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards
Straight down the fairway.

The pro said, "That was excellent!! Let's try it again, only this
Time take the club out of your mouth."

blonde joke

2007-10-05T04:28:00.000-07:00

Blonde joke will make fresh your mind...lol...lol..lol...

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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde".

"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."

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A very attractive blonde lady boards a plane bound for America and immediately sits down in the business class area. The stewardess walks up to her and asks he if she can check her ticket. The blonde shows her the ticket, which is clearly marked economy class. The stewardess informs the lady that she must move to which the blonde replies " I am blonde and beautiful so I can sit anywhere" The stewardess informs the senior steward of the situation who then goes to speak to the blonde yet still the blonde replies "I am blonde and beautiful so I can sit anywhere". The steward does not know what to do so goes to inform the captain, the co-pilot listening to the situation says "let me deal with it sir my girlfriend is blonde" so off he goes. Everyone watches as the co pilot walks up to the lady and whispers something inner ear, she then gets up and walks to the back of the plane and takes her seat in economy class. The captain amazed at how easily the co pilot has resolved the situation asks the co pilot what he said. The co pilot replies, " It was quite easy really I just told her the front half of the plane doesn’t go to America..."

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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."

So they went home.

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Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, are a South African, an Australian (both blokes), a young blonde lady, and a little old lady.

The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there's the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: "That Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek."

The blonde thinks: "That Australian must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek"

The Australian thinks: "That South African must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead."

The South African thinks: "I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap that bloody Aussie again."

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The supervisor of a local firm is startled when his secretary burst into his office and demands to file a complaint of sexual harassment against a man who works in the same department. 'What on earth did he do?' asks the boss. 'It's not what he did, it's what he said!' the secretary shrieks. 'He said that my hair smelt nice!' 'And what's so wrong with him telling you that?' asks the boss. 'He's a midget' huffs the woman.

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are you a blonde?

dirty joke| for fun dating

2007-09-30T08:18:00.000-07:00

dirty joke for fun dating, yes just for fun let's find them..

Why does the pope wear trunks in the bath? He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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Did you hear about the gay magician? He vanished with a poof.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp......he bought a warehouse.

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Mickey Mouse has been thrown out of Disneyland. Not sure, but I heard it had something to do with Muffin the Mule.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet? To pot the brown.

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What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?.....Erotic, you use a feather. Kinky you use the whole chicken.

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What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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What gets longer when pulled, fits between a women's tits, inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard? A Seat Belt.

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It goes in dry and it comes out wet, the longer it's in the stronger it gets, it comes out dripping and starts to sag... it's a Tetley's tea-bag.

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What's a monkey got in common with a chainsaw? They both shag up trees.

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Yes...for fun only.... the above those are rude jokes not totally dirty joke

Funny joke| for longer dating

2007-09-28T18:21:00.000-07:00

Funny joke for longer dating, why? due to funny joke will make longer laugh then become longer dating, is that right? let's prove it...lol...

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A guy bought a new Mercedes and was out on the 401 for a nice evening drive. As the needle jumped up to 125 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.

Confident he could outrun the police car, be began to drive faster. The needle hit 130, 140, 150 and finally 160 with the lights still behind him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork, and I did enjoy chasing you like that, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go."

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

"Have a nice night," said the officer and went home.

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Old married couple and the husband is rummaging under the bed where he finds a cardboard box containing two eggs and five thousand pounds.

He goes downstairs to the wife and says, "I've just found this box under the bed with two eggs and five thousand pounds, what's going on?"

"Well" she says "every time I was unfaithful to you, I put an egg in that box."
The old man weighs the situation up and thinks, "Two eggs after 50 years of marriage, I can forgive her that"

"O.K." he says and what about the five thousand pounds?"

"Well" she says, " every time I had a dozen, I sold them!!!!"

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Old Mrs Harris goes to the doctor with an embarrassing problem. 'I pass wind all the time' she says. 'It doesn't smell and it's silent but it's very uncomfortable. In fact, I've done it 20 times since coming in'. The doc thinks for a minute then gives her a prescription. He tells her 'try taking these pills for a week then come back and see me'. A week later, Mrs Harris marches in, more embarrassed than ever. 'Doctor, I don't know what was in the pills but my problem is worse than ever - and now it stinks too!' 'Calm down!' says the doc. 'Now we've sorted out your sinuses, we'll see to your hearing'.

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The supervisor of a local firm is startled when his secretary burst into his office and demands to file a complaint of sexual harassment against a man who works in the same department. 'What on earth did he do?' asks the boss. 'It's not what he did, it's what he said!' the secretary shrieks. 'He said that my hair smelt nice!' 'And what's so wrong with him telling you that?' asks the boss. 'He's a midget' huffs the woman.

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A secretary answers the phone in a busy office "Nottingham Parachute Club" she says There's a sharp intake of breath "Excuse me" says a man on the other end of the phone, obviously startled. "But don't you mean the Nottingham Prostitute club?" "Oh no sir" laughs the secretary "its definitely a parachute club" "Damn! Last week your salesman called and signed me for 2 jumps a week"

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OK. I hope You got longer jokes, longer laugh, longer dating with this funny joke

Dating jokes: longer jokes

2007-09-18T06:25:00.000-07:00

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to he politely asked: "What are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died" replied Tim tearfully without looking up "and I've just buried him".
The neighbour frowned. "That's an awfully big hole for a gold fish isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last piece of earth.
"Well", he replied, "that's because it's inside your cat."

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A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife "you know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell One rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell two rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell three rings and we're ready to go on the engines. "That's super dear" says his old lady. "From now on" continues the fire fighter "we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell one I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell two I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell three we are going to have sex all night." So the next night the fireman comes home from work and yells "Bell one" and his wife takes of all her clothes. "Bell two" he shouts and she jumps into bed. "Bell three" he barks and they begin to have sex.. But after just a couple of minutes his wife yells "Bell four" "What’s this bell four?" the husband asks. "More hose" she replies "you're nowhere near the fire!"

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After months of ill heath, a man goes to his doctor for a full check-up. The doctor brings out the results and says 'I'm afraid I've got some very bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time left'. The man looks shocked. 'Oh that's terrible! How long have I got?' 'Ten' replies the doctor. 'Ten?' the man asks. 'Ten what? Months? Weeks? What on earth do you mean?' The doctor looks at him sadly. 'Nine... Eight...'

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A yuletide meal at an expensive restaurant is disturbed when a woman starts screaming. "My son is choking" she cries, "He's swallowed the sixpence in the Christmas pudding. Please anyone help!" Without speaking a man stands up at a nearby table and walks over nonchalantly. Smiling pleasantly he grips the boy by the gonads and squeezes. The boy coughs and out pops the coin. "Thank you so much" beams the relieved mother, "are you a paramedic?" "No" replied the man "I work for the inland revenue".

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Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, are a South African, an Australian (both blokes), a young blonde lady, and a little old lady.
The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there's the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: "That Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek."
The blonde thinks: "That Australian must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek"
The Australian thinks: "That South African must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead."
The South African thinks: "I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap that bloody Aussie again."

Dating Jokes: make your partner happy

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Dating Jokes make your partner happy, you can use the folowing one liners joke

There are three types of people in this world - those who can count and those who can't.

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What do you call someone who used to like tractors? An ex-tractor fan.

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Man walks in to a bar
Ouch!

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Why don't cats like shaving? Because 9 out of 10 prefer Whiskas.

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I went out last night and drank eleven pints of yoghurt, when I woke up this morning I was mullered.

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What do you call a Chinese girl with a food mixer on her head? Blenda.

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Did you hear about the 2 silk worms that had a race? It all ended in a tie.

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Did you know, Benylin Cough medicine was invented by a Russian doctor? His named was Ivor Chestikov.

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What kind of key do you need to get into the jungle? A monKEY.

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What is a vampire’s favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Dating Jokes: one liner 3

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lol...lol...lol, am I crazy? yes after read the following jokes lol...lol...lol

What do you call a sheep that doesn't like Christmas? Baaaa Humbug!

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Two cannibals were at a circus eating a clown. The one turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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How do you call all the squirrels in the world?...."Calling all squirrels, calling all squirrels"

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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a pair of cling-film underpants. As he sits down, the psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts".

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What do Arsenal and a three-pin plug have in common? They are both useless in Europe.

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A plumber divorcing his wife turns round and said it’s all over flo.

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What do people in Yorkshire call ebay? Ebaygum

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During my driving lesson, I asked my instructor, 'Do I go left, right or straight across the roundabout?' He replied, 'No, you go around it.'

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A Dyslexic man walks into a bra...

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They both have the same middle name.

Dating Jokes : one liners 2

2007-09-10T06:26:00.000-07:00

Are you ready to laugh? let's go..

Where does Sadaam Hussein keep his cds? In a rack.

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What did the mummy cow say to the baby calf before it was live exported? Veal meet again.

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I used to work with a bald headed geezer who had tattoos of Rabbits all over his head. From a distance they look like hares.

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My mate has just opened a delicatessen in Jerusalem. He's called it Cheeses of Nazareth.

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My husband joined the local mechanics course. They sent him home because he wasn't in the right gear.

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What's ET short for?
Coz he's only got little legs....boom boom

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Which mobile network do Jedi’s use? Yodafone.

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Where does a King keep his armies? Up his sleevies.

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When is sheep ink? When it’s in a pen.

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Where would you find a duck with no legs? Where you left it.

Dating Jokes : one liners

2007-09-06T05:42:00.000-07:00

You can use the following jokes when you are dating with your partner.

A brain went into a pub and said, "Can I have a pint of lager please?" "No way" says the barman "you are already out of your head".

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What's the difference between a man and a dog? A man wears a suit, a dog just pants.

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Did you hear about the prawn that went to a nightclub - he pulled a mussel.

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A man walks into a surgery "doctor" he cries "I think I'm shrinking" "I’m sorry, sir there are no appointments at the moment" says the physician "you will just have to be a little patient"

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Thieves made off with a toilet from police station, police say they have nothing to go on

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What do you get when you sing a country and western song backwards? Your wife back, your house back and your dog back.

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Why did the orange stop? Cause it ran out of juice.

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Which country is the worst at Karaoke? Singapore

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Baby polar bear asks his mum "am I a real polar bear?" "Yes son you are, why?" "Because I’m bloody freezing"

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What happened to the shortsighted circumciser?
He got the sack.

lol...lol...lol... are you laughing also? good you are normal lol...lol...lol

Romantic ideas

2007-08-30T19:39:00.000-07:00

Romantic idea # 1
If your partner is going away for a few days, tell her that you are worried about her so you have organized a bodyguard to look after her. Then give her a small teddy bear.

Romantic idea # 2
Buy a packet of glow in the dark stars and stick the stars on the roof above your bed to spell out a message such as "I Love You" When the lights go down, your message will be revealed!

Romantic idea # 3
On a special occasion, buy your partner eleven real red roses and one artificial red rose. Place the artificial rose in the center of the bouquet.

Attach a card that says:
“I will love you until the last rose fades.”

Romantic idea # 4
Buy the domain name of your partner's name if it is available for example www.TanyaJohnston.com. Create a web page containing a romantic poem and a picture of a rose. When your partner is surfing the web, casually ask whether she has ever checked to see whether her domain name is taken. Let her type it in to discover her page.

Romantic idea # 5

Buy a stylish hand mirror and give it to your partner as a gift. Include a card in the box saying

“In this mirror you will see the image of the most beautiful woman in the world.”

Romantic idea # 6
Take a book that your partner is reading and using a pencil, underline letters in a section of the book she has yet to read to spell out a love letter. For example in the following exert from a novel, the underlined letters come together to spell out the secret message "I love you"

The palace was a labyrinth, their passage through it tortuous and interminable. Initially they passed from building to building under the sodden sky. Steve's feet ached; he might have laughed at himself, the tireless traveler, grown too soft from his months in the city to walk any proper distance. Abruptly the guards halted.

The underlined letters will make your partner curious and with a bit of luck she will write them down. Spend time to encode a proper message such as "Dear Belinda, I love you honey"

Romantic idea # 7
Have flowers delivered to your partner's workplace. She will not only enjoy the flowers but will also receive comments and attention from her office mates which will add to her enjoyment.

Romantic idea # 8
While walking with your partner on a weekend getaway, pick up a smooth stone and say that you're going to keep it as a special memento of your trip. Later, have a message such as

"I Love Rebecca" engraved into the stone by a jeweler and give it to your partner.

Romantic idea # 9
Drive into the country, find a grassy hill and lie with your partner and look up at the clouds.
Play the kid’s game of looking for shapes in the cloud formations.

Romantic idea # 10
Get a piece of paper and some crayons. Draw a bright childlike picture with a smiley sun and two stick figures holding hands. Add labels with your two names pointing to the stick figures. Write "I Love You" inside a heart.

Next get a large formal envelope. Place your drawing inside and type up a formal address label of your partner's work such as:

For the immediate and urgent attention of:
Rebecca Jones
Level 20
Collins & Smith Solicitors
New York

Mail it to your partner so she receives it in the middle of a busy day.

Romantic idea # 11
Memorize one of Shakespeare's love sonnets and recite it to your partner when you are in a romantic setting like a botanical garden. Don't just suddenly start reciting poetry as this will just sound corny.

While you are cuddling your partner, ask in a joking manner, "So is now a good time to recite a love poem to you?" She will probably say yes, expecting you to come up with something of the "Roses are Red..." variety.

Instead, look into her eyes, smile and recite the sonnet while you gently stroke her face. Try the sonnet below. If this is too long, just memorize the first four lines and the last two.

Shakespeare Love Sonnet 18

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimmed.
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest,
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Romantic idea # 12
If your partner has to work late, take a lunch box and fill it with some of her favorite things such as chocolates, herbal tea, cookies, a small teddy bear.
Next, get a piece of paper and write

"Michelle's Late Night Survival Pack"

Draw a big red cross below this and stick the paper to the top of the box. Tell your partner to open the box when things get really tough.

Romantic idea # 13
If you are walking by a park, visit the swings and give your partner a ride. This will often bring back happy memories from her childhood.

Romantic idea # 14
Leave a long stem rose where your partner will find it with a note on it saying:

"Thank you for coming into my life."

Romantic idea # 15
If your partner is starting a new job, buy a copy of "The Sound Of Music" sound track. Tape the song, "I Have Confidence" onto a tape and add your own message at the end of the song saying,

"Good Luck honey, I have confidence in you."

Give the tape to your partner to play on the way to work in the car.

Romantic idea # 16
Buy a small decorated cardboard box, a sheet of colored tissue paper, some massage oil and a blank card.

Line the box with the tissue paper. Place the massage oil in the box and write the following message on the card:

I know a great Masseur.
For an appointment ring:
(Your Phone Number)

Romantic idea # 17
When your spouse has had a really long hard day, run a hot bath for her. Pour some fragrant bath oil into the tub and gently bathe her from head to toe. Carry her into the bedroom. Gently towel her dry and tuck her into a freshly made bed with a kiss on the forehead.

Romantic idea # 18
For this idea you will need a portable CD player. If you and your partner have a favorite song, get a copy of it on CD and take it with you when you go away for a romantic weekend.

When you are in a romantic spot, ask your partner if she would like to dance. Place one earpiece in her ear and one in your own and enjoy your private dance floor.

This technique is particularly effective if the romantic spot you have chosen is somewhere where people would not normally dance, for example, the top of the Empire State building at sunset or on top of a mountain during a camping trip.

Romantic idea # 19
If your partner has a pet that she adores, at Christmas, in addition to buying a gift for your partner, buy a small present for her pet.

Romantic idea # 20
Go for a walk on the beach. Trace out the shape of a large love heart in the sand. Sit inside the heart and cuddle your partner as you watch the sun go down.

Romantic idea # 21
Invite your partner to go for a walk. Get a back pack and pack the following items: A picnic blanket, a selection of fruit in small containers eg. strawberries, grapes, watermelon and kiwi fruit. Some cheese and crackers. Some sandwiches. A small tin of caviar. A half bottle of champagne and two plastic champagne glasses. If your partner asks what's in the backpack, just say a jacket and some lunch.

When you find a romantic spot, ask if she would like to stop for a bite to eat. Open your pack and remove the items one by one to set up your picnic. The last item you remove should be the glasses and champagne.

Romantic idea # 22
If you play a musical instrument, create a romantic environment in which to play for your partner. For example, let's say you play the saxophone. Contact your partner's roommate and arrange for her to make sure that your partner steps out onto the balcony of their apartment at exactly 9.30pm.

Drive to her apartment and set up before hand. Place a large sparkler in the music holder of your sax and light it as your partner steps on to the balcony. Play something slow and romantic.

Romantic idea # 23
Use this idea if your partner is going to work and you are staying at home for some reason (Perhaps you are sick or are working from home).

Say goodbye to her at the front door and then immediately send an email to her work address. The email should simply say,

"Miss you already".

The email will be in her in-box when she does her morning email check.

Romantic idea # 24
If your partner has long hair, take the time to brush it using long slow strokes. This is particularly effective after she has had a shower or when she is getting ready for bed.

Romantic idea # 25
On a special occasion like your partner's birthday, plan a treasure hunt for her. The fun begins when you suggest going for a walk on the beach.

When you get to the beach, carry a small bag with you. The bag contains a bottle that you prepared earlier. Inside the bottle is a treasure map. To make the treasure map look authentic, burn the edges with a match.

As you are walking, slip the bottle out of your bag and let it drop to the sand near the water's edge. You may have to pause and kiss your partner to do this unnoticed. Walk a little further up the beach then turn around and retrace your steps to 'discover' the bottle.

On the map have a dotted line leading from the beach to a nearby cafe. At the cafe, your partner won't know what to look for so suggest that you just sit down and have a cup of coffee.

When the waitress delivers the coffee, she suggests to your partner that she might find what she is looking for under the coaster. When your partner turns over the coaster she finds a key taped to the bottom. Obviously you will have to set this up before hand with the waitress. Most waitresses will be happy to help a romantic guy out with this type of thing.

At the next stop on the map, your partner finds or is given a spade. Then at the last stop on the map your partner finds a large 'X' made up of two crossed sticks. She digs and discovers a locked box. The key unlocks the box to reveal her present.

Romantic idea # 26
Invite your partner on a date by sending her a plain brown envelope containing a tape. On the tape, record the Mission Impossible sound track and then record yourself saying, “Your mission if you choose to accept it is to make your way to Café Venoli, 123 Park Lane at 18.30 Eastern Standard Time. There you will rendezvous with a stunningly attractive man wearing a red carnation. The future of the free world is now in your hands. This tape will self destruct in five seconds.” Then record ten beeps from a stopwatch and record yourself saying, “Would you believe ten seconds…” Its corny but it usually gets a laugh!

Romantic idea # 27
Contact your partner's family and ask if there was anything she always wanted when she was a little girl.

For example if she always wanted a porcelain doll, buy one for her birthday. She will not only appreciate the gift but also the fact that you were thoughtful enough to find out what she always wanted.

Romantic idea # 28
Organize a professional photo shoot to obtain a portrait of the two of you as a couple. Frame the picture and put it somewhere prominent. Remember to make sure you give your partner plenty of notice so that she can get ready.

Romantic idea # 29
Write a note saying

"I thought of you today, and it made me smile."

Leave the note somewhere where your partner is sure to find it.

Romantic idea # 30
For Valentines Day, buy your partner a charm bracelet with at least 14 charms.

Remove all the charms and let your partner 'find' one charm each day for the first fourteen days of February. On Valentines Day give her the bracelet and any remaining charms.

Romantic idea # 31
When you and your partner are in a shopping center or airport, stop at one of those booths that allow you to take an instant photo and print them out as stickers.

Choose a romantic background and kiss your partner while the photo is being taken.

Romantic idea # 32
If your partner has voice mail at work or on her mobile, leave a message saying

"Just wanted to let you know that I'm thinking of you."

She will appreciate this anytime but especially when she is going through a rough period.

Romantic idea # 33
Organize a mystery trip for you and your partner. Some travel agents will organize mystery packages where the destination of the trip is kept secret until you are actually on the plane or arrive at the destination.

Romantic idea # 34
Buy some rose petals and place them behind the sun visor on the passenger side of your car. Take a post it note and write, "I Love You" on it and stick it to the back of the sun visor.

As you are driving to a romantic destination, look at your partner and tell her she has a mark on her cheek. She will pull down the sun visor to use the mirror and be showered in rose petals and see your note.

Romantic idea # 35
If your partner is going on a trip, pack a small present into the corner of her suitcase that she will find when she is away.

Romantic idea # 36
When you and your partner are having an anniversary, buy two champagne glasses and get them engraved with your names and the date, for example:

Mal and Kate
7 May 2002

Go to the restaurant where you have made your reservations and request that when you and your partner arrive that your champagne be served in your special glasses. This will be a great surprise for your partner and a wonderful keepsake for you both.

Romantic idea # 37
On a special occasion such as your partner's birthday, buy twenty-four red roses. Arrange to meet her at a specific spot in a shopping mall before going out for dinner. Get to the shopping mall early and position yourself around the corner from your meeting spot.

Ask a guy who is walking by whether he would mind helping you out. Give him a rose, point out your partner and ask him to walk up to her and say, "Happy Birthday Meagan" and give her the rose and then walk away. Repeat this with eleven other guys. Choose guys who are not too good looking and choose guys of different ages. A nice touch is to have the last rose delivered by a small child who could even by accompanied by his parents.

After the first twelve flowers have been delivered, approach your partner with the twelve remaining roses.

Romantic idea # 38
Always listen for things that your partner reminisces about and jot them down somewhere. For example, perhaps she talks about the ice cream that she had from a particular shop when she was a little girl.

When a special occasion comes along, check your list of things that your partner talks about and try to recreate one of them, for example, visit the shop and buy a tub of ice cream making sure that the name of the shop is on the container.

Romantic idea # 39
Create a love montage by collecting some photographs of you and your partner, some ticket stubs of places you have visited and any other small odds and ends that have special meaning to you both.

Take these items and get them professionally framed in a three dimensional montage. Alternatively, buy a frame and create a simple montage yourself.

Romantic idea # 40
Buy an ornately carved wooden box which is lined with green or red felt. Find an old fashioned key and place it in the box.

Next, get a small gold plaque and have it engraved with the words

The Key To My Heart
Fix the plaque to the inside of the top of the box so that it can be read when the box is opened.

Romantic idea # 41
Buy a tree with your partner and plant it in a special spot. Each year on your anniversary, have a glass of champagne next to your tree and talk about how your love and the tree have grown.

Romantic idea # 42
If you shower first in the morning. Steam up the bathroom and write a message such as "Pete Loves Kathy" on the mirror for your partner to read when she uses the bathroom. This also works on car windows when it's cold.

Romantic idea # 43
As a special gift, name a Star after your partner. A number of astronomical agencies allow individuals to name stars and you receive formal documentation identifying the star that you have named.

Romantic idea # 44
Find a comic strip that relates to something that you and your partner have shared together, for example perhaps you both work in the same office and you find a Dilbert cartoon that relates to the politics at your workplace.

Enlarge the cartoon using a photocopier and use white-out to cover the cartoon text. Type up your own text that relates to you and your partner and paste it in the appropriate places and then photocopy the cartoon again so that it looks like your text was the actual text of the cartoon.

For an added touch, get your customized cartoon laminated before giving it to your partner.

Romantic idea # 45
When you and your partner are enjoying a restful time away, organize to wake up early one morning and go to a scenic spot to watch the sun rise.

This may seem difficult but it is something which is definitely worth doing at least once. Seeing a new day being born is something really special to share with your partner.

Romantic idea # 46
When you have access to a spa, create a romantic atmosphere by placing some candles around the tub and some rose petals floating on the surface of the water.

As your partner enjoys the water, serve champagne and chocolate covered strawberries before joining her.

Romantic idea # 47
Create some love coupons that your partner can exchange for romantic favors.

For example you could have a coupon that reads

This coupon entitles the bearer to:

One Foot Massage.
Use by 07/08/2045

Use a date many years in the future if you want to suggest that you and your partner will always be together. Get 50 love coupons at this site: http://www.theromantic.com/lovecoupons.htm

Romantic idea # 48
On a warm summers night, organize a backyard picnic. Spread a picnic blanket on the ground and get together some snacks, chocolates and champagne. Lie down on the blanket with your partner and gaze up at the stars together.

Romantic idea # 49
Next time it is raining really heavily, go for a walk with your partner. Forget the umbrellas and the raincoats. Run through the streets together, jump in puddles and get totally saturated.

Pick her up, twirl her around and kiss her while the rain falls. Taste the water off her face and hold her close.

When you get back home have a hot shower and then share a warm drink preferably in front of an open fire.

Romantic idea # 50
Organize a hot air ballooning trip as a special surprise. Most trips begin with a glass of champagne before you float over the countryside with your partner.

Romantic idea # 51
When your partner is sitting at a table or desk, come up behind him or her and give her a back, shoulder and head massage. Finish with a gentle kiss on the cheek.

Romantic idea # 52
Place an ad in the paper on a normal day saying something like:

Dear Amanda,

With you by my side, everyday
feels like Valentines Day.
Thank you for being you.

Love,
Graham

Romantic idea # 53
Buy a book that you and your partner are both interested in reading.

Read one chapter each night in bed with each of you taking turns to read out loud.

This can be a great alternative to television.

Romantic idea # 54
When your partner is having a shower or bath, take her towel and place it in the dryer to make it really warm and then wrap her up in it when she is done.

Romantic idea # 55
Photocopy your hand and fax a copy of it to your partner with a message saying, "Do ya wanna hold hands?"

Romantic idea # 56
Next time you order a pizza, ask to have it cut into a heart shape before it is delivered to your home.

Romantic idea # 57
Buy a box of chocolates and very carefully open one side of the plastic wrap so that you can gently slide the box out. Open the box and place a love note inside. Then slide the box back into its plastic wrap and reseal it.

Romantic idea # 58
Rent a tandem bike and go for a ride with your partner. At the end of your ride have a picnic in the park.

Romantic idea # 59
If you are away on a business trip, document a day in your life for your partner. For example:

'A Day In The Life Of Mark'

6am: Just woke up and thought of you - Wish you were laying next to me. Well, I better get ready for work.
7am: Am on the train. It's crowded; everyone looks like they are half dead. I miss ya heaps.
8.30am: Have just organized my day, it's going to be a busy one.
9.30am: Am in the middle of a really boring meeting. I am trying to concentrate on this months sales figures but I keep thinking of your beautiful eyes.
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6.30pm: Thank goodness the day is over. I am counting the days until we’re together again.

Send your letter to your partner. This is a wonderful way to tell your partner how often you think about her during the day and to share your life with her in a special way.

Romantic idea # 60
Speak to your partner's family and find out what her favorite book was when she was a little girl.

Buy a copy of the book and read it to her in bed.

Romantic idea # 61
Write an email story with your partner. Start the ball rolling with an email that says something like:

Chapter 1:
This is the story of Pete and Kate who met at a friend's engagement party one summer afternoon.

The email can then continue to develop the beginnings of a story which can be completely fictitious or a combination of fiction and reality.

Finish your email by saying, "And now for Chapter 2, its over to you..."

Romantic idea # 62
Buy a kite and on a windy day find a park and fly the kite with your partner.

If you can afford it, buy a large kite that you control with two hand lines. These kites are great fun.

Romantic idea # 63
When you and your partner are planning to go out for dinner, suggest that you have an 'Adventure Dinner'. Here's how it works

Set the timer on your stopwatch to count down twenty minutes. Next, ask your partner to choose a number between 5 and 10. Lets say she chooses 7.

Give your partner a coin and tell her that at every 7th intersection, she has to flip the coin. If it is heads you will turn left. If it is tails you will turn right. When your watch timer goes off you have to both keep a look out for the nearest place to eat.

This is a fun way to get out and about and try new places to eat.

Romantic idea # 64
When you and your partner are going somewhere special, get your camera, buy a new roll of film and wait for her to come out of the house.

When she appears, act like a professional photographer and go wild taking pictures of her with the flash. While you are taking photos, bombard her with questions as though she was a famous actress and you are trying to get a scoop for the magazine you represent.

Not only is this fun but you will also get some great photos to look back on together.

Romantic idea # 65
When your partner is sick at home, take a day off to look after her.

Rent some videos, make her some soup, wrap her up in a blanket and just be with her.

Romantic idea # 66
When you are having dinner one night, ask your partner about the things she has always wanted to do.

Later on, write these things down so you don't forget them and over time try and help make them happen. For example she may say that one thing she has always wanted to do is swim with dolphins. Find out where she can do this and organize it for her as a special surprise.

Romantic idea # 67
Rent the video, "An Affair To Remember". Buy some popcorn, champagne and chocolate covered strawberries and have a special film night at home.

Romantic idea # 68
Go to the drive in but instead of sitting in the car, spread a picnic blanket on the ground. Light a candle and buy popcorn. Cuddle your partner and enjoy the film.

Romantic idea # 69
Create a personalized magazine cover for your partner. To do this, get hold of a good quality photo of her and a copy of a popular entertainment magazine.

Take these two items to a print shop or graphic design agency. Ask them to scan your partner's photo and develop a magazine cover with the lead story being, "The 30 most beautiful women of 2003".

When you get the cover, stick it on the front of a real magazine and ask your local shop owner whether you can place it in the magazine rack. Organize to meet your partner at the shop before going out. When she arrives, tell her that you are just looking for a magazine. Let her browse the rack and discover her magazine.

Romantic idea # 70
Fill the trunk of your car with helium balloons. Drive to a romantic spot in the country to go for a walk. The ideal spot is somewhere up high with a clear view of the surrounding countryside.

Get out of the car and act as though you are about to set off for your walk. Make sure your partner is closer to the car than you and then throw her the keys and ask if she can get your jacket from the trunk while you tie your shoelace.

When she opens the boot the balloons will be released. You can also place a sign saying, "I Love You" on the inside of the trunk so that it will be revealed when the trunk opens.

Romantic idea # 71
On a special occasion create a unique present for your partner by buying two white t-shirts and some fabric paint. Draw half a heart and the letters LO on one t-shirt and the half a heart and the letters VE on the other t-shirt.

When you walk down the street holding each other close, the heart will be made whole and your message of love revealed.

An example is shown below.

Romantic idea # 72
On a hot summers day, buy two large water pistols and take them to the beach with you.

Pull them out and throw one to your partner and then have a huge water fight.

Romantic idea # 73
Share your food with your partner. When you go out for a meal, hold a forkful up to her mouth and say, "You've got to try this."

Sharing your food and even feeding each other is a great way to become closer as a couple.

Romantic idea # 74
Compliment your partner in public. If you are talking in a group and it is appropriate to the conversation say something like, "Kate makes the most incredible roast." Squeeze her hand while you are talking about her.

Romantic idea # 75
Arrange a special day off from work. Start with breakfast, go for a walk in the park, go shopping, have afternoon tea in a cozy cafe and finish off with a romantic dinner.

Romantic idea # 76
Buy a gift voucher for a facial at a local beauty clinic and place it in a card accompanied by the message,

A special treat for someone special

Romantic idea # 77
Even if you are just going down the road to buy some milk, act as though you are returning home after a major adventure.

Say something like, "Well it was touch and go there for a while with the snow and the wolves but I made it!" and then give your partner a huge bear hug.

Romantic idea # 78
Send your partner a thank-you note. For example:

Dear Bec,

Thanks for helping me move house.
Having you there made a huge difference.
I really appreciate your help and your love.

Tim

Romantic idea # 79
If you have kids, organize for them to stay at their grandparents for the weekend.

On Friday evening, announce that the weekend is yours and start planning how you are going to spend your special time together.

Romantic idea # 80
Give your partner a magic gift box. Every month, place a new small gift in the box for her to discover.

Romantic idea # 81
Research your partner's favorite hobby and identify a gift that is really useful for her. The more specialized the gift the more impact it will have. Talk to her friends and family and use the Net to find the information you need.

Romantic idea # 82
Go to a masquerade ball. Send an invitation to your partner telling her to meet you at a specific spot at the stroke of eight.

Wear a mask and when you meet her, don't say a word. Just take her hand and lead her on to the dance floor.

Romantic idea # 83
On Thursday, ask your partner to pack a bag for the weekend. Tell her she'll need casual clothes and walking shoes but don't tell her what you have got planned.

Pick her up after work on Friday and drive to a romantic bed and breakfast for a romantic weekend of relaxation.

Romantic idea # 84
When you are relaxing at home one night, take two large sheets of paper and some pencils or crayons. On each piece of paper, draw the outline of a large crystal ball sitting on a stand.

Tell your partner to look into her crystal ball and draw what she sees five years in the future. Do the same thing yourself and then come together to share and discuss your drawings.

Romantic idea # 85
Create a loving nickname for your partner. This could be the name she was called by her family when she was a little girl or something that is special just for the two of you.

Romantic idea # 86
If you are musically inclined, write a love song for your partner. Call it something like "Natasha's Song".

Produce a professional looking manuscript, print it out and get it framed. Record your song onto CD and take a photo of your partner and get a print shop to create a CD cover if you can’t create one on your computer.

Place the framed manuscript and the CD in a box and give it to your partner as a special gift.

Romantic idea # 87
Pick your partner up for a date and blindfold her before driving to a special destination.

Try to make the destination something really unexpected like a table set up at the top of a cliff or a dinner on a boat or old-fashioned ship. It needs to be something that will have an impact when she removes the blindfold.

Romantic idea # 88
Have a really big pillow fight. Set up for it by buying two pillows that are filled with feathers. Put holes in the pillows so the feathers will start to fly and then attack your partner when you feel the time is right.

Romantic idea # 89
Get out into the great outdoors. After a day of hiking, build an open fire. Sit by the fire with your partner, toast marshmallows and watch as the embers of the fire climb into the night sky.

Romantic idea # 90
If your partner uses a computer, take a photo of the two of you and get it scanned at a print shop (or scan it at home) and store it on disk as a .bmp file.

Transfer the file onto your partner's computer and set the image as the computer's wallpaper.

To do this on a Windows machine, select Start / Settings / Control Panel / Display. Choose the Background tab and click the Browse button to find your .bmp file.

Romantic idea # 91
If you are artistically inclined, do a life drawing course, practice until you are confident and then ask your partner to pose for you.

Romantic idea # 92
Take your partner to a carnival or festival. Try the following:
(1) Food festival
(2) Jazz festival
(3) Wine festival
(4) Music festival

Romantic idea # 93
Develop a video time capsule. Start with the two of you sitting together on a couch introducing the video. Say something like, "It is currently July 14th 2002. We have decided to make this video so that we can watch it together on our 25th wedding anniversary."

Then have a section where you talk to the camera by yourself, telling the camera how you feel about your partner and why you love her. Get her to do the same thing. When you are done, place the video in a bank vault and on your 25th wedding anniversary you will be able to look back in time and reminisce about everything that you have shared.

Romantic idea # 94
If you are in a secluded spot near a beach or lake and the weather is warm, go for an impromptu skinny dip with your partner.

Romantic idea # 95
This one is great for long distance relationships. It takes a bit of organization but if you can pull it off, it is sure to be a surprise that your partner will never forget. Organize to catch up with her regularly over the internet using either a chat room or an Instant Messenger program. Then arrange a secret trip to meet her without telling her that you’re coming.

When it comes time for your usual chat over the Net, arrange for a close friend back home to log on using your nickname while you position yourself outside her door. Phone your friend on your mobile and be speaking to him in real time. Tell him to type in the following sentence, “I really miss you honey, I wish I could be there and just reach out and knock on your door.” As soon as he has sent the message, knock on the door!

Romantic idea # 96
Buy your partner a gold fish in a bowl and give it to her with a card saying,

“Of all the fish in the sea, you're the fish for me!”

Romantic idea # 97
Go for a drive either early in the morning or at dusk. Get a CD/tape that contains sounds of nature such as Sounds Of the Rainforest and play it as you hold your partner's hand and drive.

Romantic idea # 98
The day before your partner's birthday buy some helium balloons, streamers and flowers and hide them in a closet.

When your partner has fallen asleep, string the streamers around the room and bring out the balloons and flowers. Place them around the bed so that your partner wakes up to a real birthday surprise.

Romantic idea # 99
Spend a leisurely afternoon with your partner in a large book shop such as Borders where you can browse the shelves, share a coffee and sit down to peruse your purchases.

Romantic idea # 100
If you can afford it, hire a sports car for a weekend. Pick up your partner and give her a long white cashmere scarf to wear with her sunglasses. Go for a drive along the coast with the top down.

Romantic idea # 101
Serve your partner breakfast in bed. Try the following:
(1) A poached egg in the shape of a heart - you can pick up a heart shaped poacher at most shops that sell kitchen wares.
(2) French toast with cinnamon and maple syrup.
(3) Cereal.
(4) Fruit juice.
(5) A fresh flower.

Why Internet Dating?

2007-08-24T17:11:00.000-07:00

I get asked this question all the time. Why use Internet dating over any other method of meeting women?

I mean, there are hundreds of ways to meet women and they are all great and have their advantages.

Speed dating
Singles events
Through friends
Offline dating agencies
Personal ads
In bars and nightclubs
Taking courses at local colleges
And the list goes on and on.....

BUT

Internet dating is KING and here is why.

It's cheap
It's quick
It's fun
It's simple to use
There are thousands of women in your area now online
And the biggest reason of all, IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO LEARN WITHOUT THE FEAR OF FACE TO FACE REJECTION!

Like it or not, rejection is part of the dating process, even the hottest most successful guys with dating get rejected more times then they hear a yes.

In someways dating is a numbers game, but most men have TERRIBLE odds when it comes to dating. My job in this book is to lower the odds for you and make you more successful with the type of women you want to date.....

and I know you're busy, that's why Internet dating is great. Put up a profile, tweak it a bit until it sounds good and away you go. It's your own automated dating machine thats up 24/7 attracting women around the clock.

You don't have to be attractive, rich or anything like that. In fact, the guys I know who are most successful with women don't have a lot of money and they are just average looking men, nothing special about them, except they know what women want, they behave and hold themselves in ways women find attractive.

My story: I had NO luck with dating

2007-08-23T05:18:00.000-07:00

I'm a skinny guy, bout 6'3, by no means ugly, but by no means a bulging muscle bound model.

I've always been a little shy, which is fine, always been a little awkward in social situations, never had much confidence in myself around women.

I had NO luck with dating. When I was 16 I got lucky and landed a girlfriend, and we were together for 3 years, but after that, I went 3 years without even 1 date. Partly because I was consumed with work and partly because I was turning women off with the way I acted around them.

But about 2 years ago I got fed up with being dateless and looking around and seeing UGLY guys with girlfriends and in most cases HOT girls. I thought if these guys are meeting these women and they're not rich, successful or even good looking, I must be doing something wrong.

What these guys had that I didn't have was the right attitude, the right frame of mind, and I get into this in the next chapter.

So I learned everything I could about women, psychology, what makes women attracted to certain types of guys and I even read a book called "sperm wars" which is all about evolution.

I now am able to meet, talk to and date beautiful women like it's the easiest thing in the world to do, and the only thing that changed about me was my attitude and the skills and knowledge I learnt from making lots of mistakes.

I didn't get more attractive, I didn't become mega rich, I just learnt to be what women want.

Understanding The Law Of Women Attraction

2007-08-22T06:06:00.001-07:00

For women attraction isn't a choice, they either feel it for you or they don't, it's that simple. If a woman doesn't feel attraction for you from the start, they more then likely never will.

You cannot convince a woman to feel attraction for you. Let me explain,

Just because you're rich, attractive, successful, drive a nice car, take her to fancy dinners, buy her expensive things, that won't make her feel attraction for you.

I know, it's not logical I get it, but women don't choose mates on logic. They might say they do, but they don't.

Women choose mates by their level of attraction they have for them (unless they are money hungry women after you for only your wallet) and not for what you can give them in return.

Men seem to think bribing women with gifts will make them fall in love with you, but it has the total opposite effect, women see this as you needing their approval because you don't think you are worthy enough to date them without having to buy them things in return.

Why do you think so many women get into relationships with bad boys who treat them terribly? Because these guys trigger an attraction inside these women. It's not logical, I know, but it's a fact.

I'm not saying you have to treat women terribly to make them feel attraction for you, but you don't have to cater to a womans every need.

Women would rather date a poor guy with no money who's charming, funny, cocky and just a fun date then a guy who's rich, buys them things and is stuffy and boring.

Women want what women want and you can either be what they want or be what they don't want, it's your choice..

What Qualities Do Women Find Attractive In Men?

2007-08-20T17:51:00.000-07:00

Women when asked will say they want a nice guy who treats them like a princess and pretty much has no balls of his own. They like the idea of getting flowers and having a sensitive guy to talk to about their problems.

All women will tell you they want to date the nice guy or that they can never seem to find a nice guy to date.

The problem is, this isn't exactly correct. These women arn't lying when they say they want these things.... on the surface they do, because it makes sense, it makes sense to want a guy like this, but on a subconscious level, they really want a man who takes control and acts like a man should

So what qualities do women want in men?

What they've always wanted and always will want. Women want their men to be men and not wussy boys who ask for approval to scratch their noses.

I know this sounds harsh, but it's true.

Have you ever noticed the following?

When you give a girl a compliment or tell a girl how beautiful she is she shys away from you?

BUT

When you notice a flaw about her she will get more involved in the conversation and take you more seriously.

Have you ever noticed....

When you buy girls gifts and take them to expensive dinners they end up later that night thanking you for a great evening and going out with another guy?

BUT

If you just go for a quick drink and act like you are equals she feels attracted to you because you're not catering to her every whim.

Have you noticed when....

You call a girl often after a date and she seems distant and funny

BUT

When you don't call her and you act like you're busy and could live with her or without her, she won't stop calling you.

WOMEN DON'T WANT TO BE CATERED TO, HOUNDED, TREATED LIKE PRINCESSES OR ANY OTHER RUBBISH YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU ABOUT DATING.

This is from my experience what women want from a man.....

They Want You To Be Confident

They Want You To Lead

They Don't Want You To Get Emotional

They Want You To Be Fun With No Hang Ups

They Want You To Make Them Laugh

They Want You To Make Them Wonder

They Want You To Be Interesting

They Want You To Know What You Want From Life

Dating Rules: Always be confident in yourself

2007-08-19T05:14:00.000-07:00

Rule 1: Always be confident in yourself - MAIN RULE!

People who have real confidence in themselves attract people naturally. People can tell when you are confident with yourself and where you are going with your life.

If you're not confident in yourself, why? Is it because you have no money? Is it because you think you're overweight or ugly?

All of this can be overcome with confidence. Honestly, girls (girls we want to date) don't care a lot about these things. Of course, if you are really over weight and you have bad teeth and you dress like a hobo, change yourself.

It's that simple. If you want to be sucessful with women, you can't hide behind excuses to fail.

I know a lot of men who arn't rich and arn't good looking who are very successful with women because they act like they are good looking and they are rich, they act in ways that make men and women naturally attracted to them.

A happy go lucky guy who smiles a lot will get x10 the amount of attention as a sad sack sitting in the corner no matter how hot or rich he is.

Be happy with yourself, but if there is something holding you back from being a more outgoing person, fix it.

I had a large mole on my face and while no women seemed to care about it, it made me feel selfconscious and I didn't feel confident in my looks, so I got it removed.

The only real different I see now is not in my looks but in my personality. I feel better about MYSELF and I did it for MYSELF, I didn't do it for women's approval, I did it because I wanted to be more outgoing and feel better about myself.

Dating Rules: Relax- be totally calm

2007-08-16T17:43:00.000-07:00

Rule 2: Relax - be totally calm - act like u dont need her

As you can tell these rules are not in any particular order but when you first start dating someone, act calm, be cool.

Especially on the first date, be cool. Don't be nervous, don't get all excited and act like a goof.

Don't act desperate around women, just be yourself and not worry about the outcome, dating should be fun!

Dating Rules: Be Cocky and Funny

2007-08-14T17:56:00.000-07:00

Rule 3: Be Cocky and Funny - be outgoing and have fun AND BE FUN TO BE AROUND - be charming/gentleman

Being cocky to me means not being afraid to joke around with women. Men are so scared to be themselves around women that they act all uptight and nervous and are not sure what to say.

Don't worry about. Most men by nature are not big mouth arrogant SOB's, so just say what's on your mind.

Talking about making love and other taboo subjects is FINE. Teasing a girl lightly is fine, as long as it's funny and a little bit cocky.

Be the fun guy to hang around, make dating fun for you and her.

Dating Rules: Don't get emotional

2007-08-12T18:52:00.000-07:00

Rule 4: Don't get emotional even if the woman does - women will test you - nothing to be insecure about

This rule IS SO IMPORTANT when you start dating someone more seriously. I made this mistake a couple of times early on and the relationships ended pretty soon after.

If a woman says something to you that makes you feel nervous, angry, upset and you feel like you're going to get overly emotional and say something you will regret, FOR THE GOOD OF YOUR SANITY, Don't say anything.

It's a lot easier to say nothing then it is to take something stupid back. Think before you speak. Women will always do this. Women will blame you for things that are not your fault, things will happen in their lives that make them emotional, you're job is to stay calm.

I'll give you a personal example. I started dating a girl I REALLY liked, but a couple of weeks into the relationship, she told me she was pregnant and she wasn't sure who the father was, because before she started dating me, she was seeing two other guys.

I freaked out, and you probably think, well rightly so, and it was probably for the best things ended, but, breaking up with someone is better when you're the one breaking up with the girl

I know this sounds childish, but it's true. It's a mental thing. Being dumped is a horrible feeling and take's longer to get over.

Dating Rules from 5 to 7

2007-08-10T17:45:00.000-07:00

Rule 5: Lead in the relationship - Always be a man - IE Dad - say things like "you do what you wanna do"

Girls like a guy who will lead in the relationship. I don't mean bossy, I mean lead. It's a manly thing to do.

When a woman asks what you want to do, don't reply back, "I dunno, what do you want to do", take the bull by the horn's and make a decision. I know it's a bit of a pain to be the one who does this all the time, but it really works.

I also added a part about my dad in this rule. He is one of those old fashioned type of guy's, always leads, makes executive decions. He isn't wishy washy.

Also, when women throw things at you that you're not expecting, never over react, I touched on this just before, and I'm going to again.

If a girl says she's going out with male friends, or seeing an ex boyfriend, don't flip your lid, this is the quickest way to push her away.

Just say things like, "you do what you wanna do", "it's your life, I'm not your father, have fun". Saying things like this make you sound confident in yourself and don't really care what she does.

Begging her not to go and doing all sorts of crazy things guys do will push her away for good.

Rule 6: Live an active and full life - you come first - plenty of fish in the sea - Always keep busy

Most of you are probally thinking how am I going to remember all these things, and you're not suppose to really. Use them all, or use just a few, refer to them often and they will sink in over time.

But if you only remember one dating rule, this is it.

Always keep busy! Never make too much time for a girl when you first start dating. All the other rules will fall into place if you just follow this one.

When you're sitting at home with nothing to do, you will be tempted to want to ring any girl you're dating too much and you will become too available.

If she's says lets make plans for tuesday, say no you're busy, how about wednesday.

Get a hobby, play a sport, go out more with your friends and if you don't have any friends, make some!

Keep your mind busy and everything else will fall into place because you will be too busy with your life to care what she is doing. She will be just a nice little extra in your life, not your whole life!

Keep busy guys!

Rule 7: Don't rush the dating process - build the mystery - forcing repells attraction

Again, this goes with keeping busy. Never see a girl more then twice a week for at least the first 10 to 20 dates. Seriously. I know you will want to spend all your time with someone if you think she's the one, but, you need to build the attraction, not force it.

This way is best for both of you. I feel most guys will settle for a girl because she wants a relationship, even tho she might not be the girl for him.

Take your time, have fun, date multiple women, it's ok.

Dating Rules from 8 to 14

2007-08-08T20:26:00.000-07:00

Rule 8: Let things go, the past is the past - but always tell it as it is - no hangups!

Every one has a past, and if I've made any mistake too much, its this one. You have to accept people for who they are, if you really like someone, leave the past where it belongs, in the past.

We all have baggage. Of course, there are limits.

Rule 9: Don't write sappy emails ever, never write anything because of fear or insecurity

What is it with guys and writing sappy letters or emails when they feel like they are losing the girl or have lost the girl.

If a girl breaks up with you, let it go, move on with your life, start dating again and you will find this will bring back love quicker then a sappy email professing your undying love for the girl.

Think before you speak, think before you type!

Rule 10: Girls find a guy hot when he has a plan for life - IE I told a girlfriend about my dreams for life

I don't know what it is, but when your talking about something your passionate about, people are naturally attracted to you.

I use to date a girl who played guitar and she was so passionate about it, it was a real turn on. She knew what she wanted to be and I found that hot.

Same thing applies to men. I tell girls about my dream of running the largest publishing company in the world one day and girls find my passion and that idea really attractive.

Rule 11: Don't appologise for the sake of appologising - Don't appologise if you've done nothing wrong

This is a real turn off for women. Guys have a habit of appologising for girls bad behaviours and it's not on.

Women see this as a sign of weakness. If a girl is doing something or saying something you don't like, tell her that. If she's acting bratty, tell her that.

Don't put up with moody behaviour just because she thinks you deserve to be treated that way, you don't.

Rule 12: First Date Advice - Lean Back Relax Don't Be Nervous, Be Confident, Funny, Cocky, But Don't Take It Too Far!

I must admit, one date I did take the cocky and funny routine a bit far and probably was a bit more relaxed then I should have been and I came across very arrogant and sarcastic.

Arrogance is a huge turn off and there is a fine line between that and cocky and funny.

Rule 13: No matter how funny or cocky you are, treat making love with respect. If you do making love with a girl, make it special, like she's the only one that matters.

Rule 14: Dress well, but don't over do it!

Personal Life for dating

2007-08-06T23:17:00.000-07:00

Rule 1: Exercise often - 100 situps, 100 pushups, running, work on arms

Girls don't care if you're not buff, but looks are important too. Take care of your body if for no one else but yourself.

I do 100 situps, 100 pushups every day. I do a light weight session focusing on building bigger arms and chest muscles. I also run 3 times a week. This is a perfect workout that takes very little time out of your week and will make you look and feel a lot better inside and out, I guarantee it!

Rule 2: Never let anything or anyone overwhelm my emotions to the point of incapacitation

Nothing in life is worth letting your life go down the drains for. If something bad happens, pick yourself up, don't stop working or letting your finances suffer.

Rule 3: Be Independent always

Rule 4: Always keep learning new things and travel

Read lots, watch documentaries, take courses and travel all you can. You'll thank me for this advice one day.

Rule 5: Always have fun always have a positive attitude - everything will be ok

Rule 6: Every day or when you feel stressed sit silent for 30 minutes and think about nothing just relax

Rule 7: Don't let little things rattle you - never over react

Life is full of little surprises, just like dating, but let them rattle you, just keep going on with your life like nothing happened.

He who angers you becomes your master.

Rule 8: Create a life's to do list and follow thru with it completely and systematically

This is something you must do. Everyone has goals for life, I don't care if it's only 4 things, write them down and check them off.

I have close to 100 things I want to do before I do, like learn to speak German, go to Oktoberfest, things like that.

I also have more serious things like, Run the largest publishing company in the world, which I still quite havn't checked off yet ;)

Rule 9: Set high goals and standards for your life and never let anyone compromise them

Rule 10: Always have an open mind and don't be judgemental

Rule 11: Don't Get Moody With People! - Just Relax!

Nothing lowers the level of conversation more than raising the voice.

Rule 12: You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don't Take!

It's Alright To Have Faults And Be Yourself - You Have My Permission To Make Mistakes

Like I said in the above section, I've made mistakes before and at the time I thought I was the biggest idiot, but it's all a part of learning how to be successful with women.

No one is perfect and it's ok to have quirky little habits, no woman expects you to be perfect or a dating robot that knows exactly what to do at all times.

The main thing is to make sure it doesn't get you down and you don't stop trying if you have a bad experience. Every woman isn't going to like you and vice versa, but....

You miss 100% of all shots you don't take!

Find Online Dating: 3 Online Dating Sites To Put Your Online Profile On

2007-08-04T21:08:00.000-07:00

There are THOUSANDS of online dating sites out there, so what one's best for you?

For starters, the best idea is to cast a wide net and put your profile on at least 3 online dating sites.

What I've been doing recently is I've been putting my profile on 2 large online dating sites and one niche dating site.

For instance right now I'm using Match.com, Yahoo personals and RSVP.com.au which is a smaller Australian Internet dating site.

I usually get a lot more of the women I like and that are closer to me by using the niche online dating site, but I get the bulk of my dates from women on Match.com and Yahoo personals.

So what sites should you be using?

I really recommend you use Match.com as one of your choices.

Here are a list of online dating sites I recommend trying.

Yahoo Personals
Lava Life
Adultmatchmaker.com
Eharmony.com - Do the questionaire!
Americansingles.com
Adultfriendfinder.com
Jdate.com
Christiansoulmates.com
Date.com
Friendfinder.com
Singleparentsmingle.com

Online Dating: How To Write A Killer Online Profile With Samples!

2007-08-02T18:43:00.001-07:00

The MOST IMPORTANT aspect of any successful Internet dating venture is your online profile. Personally, I use 2 profiles to attract dates.

The bad boy profile which attracts a certain more wilder person, and the nice guy profile that attracts the nice girls you would be proud to bring home to mother.

Feel free to steal and change these profiles. What ever you do, don't just copy them as they are, it would look stupid seeing hundreds of profiles online exactly the same, and besides, you really should put your own personality into it, as this profile is about you and not about me.

Of course, you can use them as is if you want, but you will get better results if you tweak them to suit your personality.

If you are the more cocky and confident person, use the "bad boy" profile, but make sure you are the same person online as you are offline or it will be a waste of time.

You must also have a photo on your profile! If they give you room to put up more then one photo, don't do it, just put one good photo up of you.

The Bad Boy Profile

Intro: Top 10 ways to scare any guy off, including me, inside

Interests:

Music: Dance, trance, house, you know what I'm talking about. Ministry of sound etc. I also watch Video Hits, so you can rest assure that I'm up to date with every new rappers name and criminal record.

Reading: I read anything I can get my hands on. I run a publishing company, so I get paid to read.

Movies: Comedies! Love a good comedy. Teen comedies. Anything with breasts. Also anything set in the 18th and 19th century like Hornblower, Napoleon and boring crap like that. James bond!

Sport: I play professional cricket and basketball/league for fun. Like extreme sports and paintball. No, not laser skirmish, ugh. Yes, I'm going to list going to the gym because I ACTUALLY do it.

Other interests: Sitting in my hottub looking out over the city listening to dance music. Love to travel, spent 6 months living in Spain and 2 years living in Perth. Cars, imports (supra's!) and SUV's.

Profile Body:

10. Tell him that he looks like your father

9. Tell him that he looks like your mother

8. Talk about your doll collection in third person

7. Talk about your recent hernia operation

6. Showing him the hernia in a jar

5. Confessing your love for hitler on the first date. You should wait at least 2 or 3 dates for that one.

4. Talk about your co workers annoying habits while pinching food off his plate.

3. Talk about children and marriage on the first date.

2. Say you look nothing like your photo after you sent him a photo of imogen bailey

1. Last but not least, never say "I've seen bigger" about any part of his body

Now if you promise not to talk about these things send me an email. Be warned I'm not looking for pen pals. I'm too much fun to be around to just leave it at writing emails.

Next week I'll list the top 10 things guys don't want to hear women say, including my favorite, "That's not the way my ex did it".

Relationship sought: Short-term or Long-term Relationship with a Female

Ideal partner:

Between 18 and 45 years old

Incredibly intelligent and amazingly beautiful. Someone who finds my jokes funny is a plus. No stalkers or clingy people please, I'm not sure what I'm looking for, but I know its not that. Someone who believes anything in life is possible, because it is!

The Nice Guy Profile

Intro: New to the scene.....

Interests:

Music: Most types, whatever is good at the time

Reading: Horror, Drama

Movies: Horror, Comedy, Drama

Sport: Swimming, Tennis, Rugby

Other interests: Art

Profile Body:

I'm an easy going nice guy, trying to find the right person, I enjoy intellectual conversations, late night beach walks, clubbing, music of most types, reading, tennis and swimming, among other things. Love pets, dogs and cats mainly, so you would need to be an animal lover.

I might party hard, but I also enjoy quiet nights at home watching a DVD, or doing things that couples do in their own private space.

With that said, I'm the type of guy of both extremes, so finding someone willing to spend quality time with has been more difficult then first thought, hence signing up with this site, hopefully it works out well???

Relationship sought: Short-term or Long-term Relationship with a Male or Female

Ideal partner:

Between 18 and 35 years old

I'm looking for someone who is understanding, uses common sense, someone who is confident in themself and knows where they're going in life, and are happy with that direction. Age doesn't mean that much to me, as long as there is a connection, building rapport between one another is important.

A Profile For The Older Gent Or Men Who Want To Attract Younger Women

Intro: A stick insect walks into a bar...
Interests:

Music: club mixes, trance, ministry of sound stuff and old stuff , rolling stones, acdc, 80's. Fav track at the moment is scott bond vs solarstone 3rd earth remix.
Reading: yes, i can read. that's why i buy those magazines, for the articles. Not the pictures, i swear.

Movies: lord of the rings trilogy, matrix..first two, third was...disappointing. arthouse. subtitles don't scare me and we've already established that i can read. Currently hooked on Asian martial arts movies tho the only thing i know about 'kung fu' is how to spell it.

Sport: Not so much sport as fitness, gym, bike, run, kayak, ill have a go at most things. Also follow motorsport (mostly bikes) and golf. And, in a reversal of male / female stereotypes, you go to the footy, I'll stay home and watch the grass grow.

Other interests: many and varied. you should ask me.

Profile Body:

I figure talking to yourself is acceptable but talking to yourself in a pirates voice probably isn't. I started doing that today and i figure i need to get out more and meet some people before i topple over the brink into complete madness. Don't be alarmed thou, all the sharp utensils are under lock and key.

OK, i realise this profile tends more toward the humourous rather than the serious which i guess is indicative of my personality so here are some details which might help to round out the picture.

I work as a paid firefighter, a job i love and have been doing for over 155 years. Days off are spent keeping fit, reading, going to the movies, riding bikes...both mountain and motor and, of course, looking for my favourite hat.

I have a large family whom i see fairly often but not often enough. I grew up in the country (or should i say i got older in the country) but, after 20 years in melbourne, any trace of the "country boy" is well and truely gone.

Whilst I have your attention, can you please be who, and what, you say you are in your profile.
Ideal partner:

Between 25 and 42 years old , at most 5'7"/170 cm from AUSTRALIA

Hmmmmmm, Fit, fun, confident, adventurous, young or young at heart and can tell me where i left my favourite hat. It's gotta be around here somewhere. Oh, on the off chance you do feel sufficiently inspired to send me a kiss, please include your photo password if applicable ;-)

Online Dating: Learn To Write Effective Email Followups

2007-07-31T17:26:00.000-07:00

Ok, so you're online, you're searching for profiles of other women and you find a few you want to email, what next?

The first email is crucial. You have to remember, women are getting sometimes hundreds of emails a day, so you have to stand out straight away!

Just like in marketing, your headline should be eye grabbing!

The best way to do this is to mention something about her profile in your headline. I've made the mistake of writing things like "hey there" in the subject heading and it's really not a good idea.

If in the photo she puts on her profile, she's wearing something unique comment on it.

Example Subject Headings

Where did you get that necklace from?

I don't think you're going to like me....

That top you are wearing is....

You're lucky I emailed you!

etc....

Things like that get a womans attention when she's reading her email.

Thats the first mistake most people make, the second one is they write too much in their first email! They write a whole life story. Just keep it short and sweet.

Here is an example first email I use.

Heya,

If you want to have an enthralling chat/get to know me better my msn address is myemailaddress@here.com so that's the place to do it, or even better, over a crownie or 3 :) I live in Robertson, near sunnybank plaza/garden city.

I'm off to try and find a place that does a decent oysters kilpatrick, so have a good night.

Cheers

your name, your profile id name

P.S. make a funny comment here about her profile/suggest if she doesn't have msn to either download it or buy you a beer and meet up instead.

Notice I don't try and get an email relationship happening, you need to hook your date quickly.

You need to get from one step to the other quickly.

If she emails you back and says she doesn't have msn or any instant chat device, ask her for her phone number.

It's that simple. Don't become email buddies!

Online Dating: Learn How To Use Instant Messaging With Success

2007-07-29T17:50:00.000-07:00

Ok, so you've got the girl on msn or ICQ or whatever you want to use, what next?
Chatting online is the best way to work on chatting to women without the fear of being nervous or making a fool of yourself in public. Just have fun and go with the flow.

Don't bog the conversation down with general chit chat. Talking about the weather, what she does for a living are things you can talk about when you're dating.

The idea of chatting online is to get the girls phone number and move to the next step.

Here is a sample conversation I had with a girl very recently after moving her from email to msn....

Me: hey stinky, how goes it

Her: I do no stink

Her: I'm good, feelin better

Her: And u?

Me: Much better

Me: So when are you going to buy me that beer?

Me: I'm busy this weekend and I want to make sure you are completely over your cold so you don't infect me by sitting to close to me.

Her: hahah, I won't infect you promise!

Me: Give me your mobile # and I'll give you a call when I'm not busy, I want to make sure you're really not a 59 year old man, who's overweight.

Her: Oh yah, because being overweight would make all the difference.

Me: Stop stalling and give me the digits.... :P

Her: Ok, (number here), just don't stalk me.

Me: No worries about that, it's my week off. Ne way, gotta run, I'll ring you when I'm free.

And that is how it's done my friends.

Online Dating: Learn How To Use The Phone With Success

2007-07-27T18:18:00.000-07:00

93% of all communication is done with your voice tone and body language. If you ring up a woman asking for a date and you sound like mickey mouse and are all nervous, you've blown it straight away, no questions asked.

Again, the idea of using the phone is to get the date, not to have a general chit chat. Most guys have this habit of speaking for ages on the phone and not getting to the point.

Before you ring, think about what you are going to say, how you are going to say it and what you are going to say if she throws a curve ball at you.

Go into the phone call with a plan, think about what you are going to say and you will be fine. Too many people fear confrontation, just ask for the date and if she says no, she says no, just move on.

If you don't get a returned call you should probably move on, happy that you didn't waste another moment with a rude jerk.

If, on the other hand you're the adventurous type, you can try this. Call the person up, but don't leave messages on their answering machine or voice mail. Wait for the person to answer.

Just so you know, phones these days usually tell people who has called, hung up, when and how many times, so please dont ring 50 times a day, because more then likely they will know you were doing it and it looks a bit stalkerish.

If after you called a few times over a few days and no one picks up, leave a short, funny message about not being able to get a hold of her and she can ring you back.

Online Dating: Meet Up For The First Time And Be Confident!

2007-07-25T19:22:00.000-07:00

So you've got the date but you have no idea where you are going to go on your first date?

The best date in my opinion goes as follows.

You ring up the girl, tell her to meet you at your favorite cafe or bar for a quick drink. Chat for an hour or so, call it a night, go home.

That's what works for me and for every guy I know who is good with dating.

Guys try and impress to hard on first dates and take them to the most expensive restaurants and buy them fancy dinners.

If end up spending more then $20 on a date, its too much. I can remember the best date of my life I brought 2 beers and she brought a wine and that was it.

We chatted for an hour or so, I ended the night and went home.

Make sure you never let your first dates go for too long, I never let them go over 2 hours and most only last an hour or so.

It's not about how long you spend on the date or how much money you spend, its about the impression you leave on the girl.

If you are funny and confident and the girl has a blast, all you need is an hour.

Yes, I've taken girls home after a first date like this, but I don't recommend it.

Like I said in the previous chapter, body language and voice tone are so important when dating. You want to speak with confidence, walk with confidence and BE confident.

Here are a few tips I use.

- Do everything slowly

What I mean by that is don't look like your panicked or in a rush. Make every movement deliberate and cool.

- Walk slowly and upright

When you're walking, always walk with your shoulders back and slowly. Stand upright with good posture and stick your chest out and look around like you own the place.

- When sitting, lean back in your chair

Don't lean right forward and smother the girl, give her space, lean right back and look like you're too comfortable.

- Maintain eye contact and never mumble

Always look at her in the eyes when you're talking and never mumble or cover your mouth when you speak.

Here are more date ideas if you must do something other then a quick drink

Take a drive down to the beach and walk and talk. It's a cheap date and a good way to find out about the other person.

Ring up your local pool hall, find out when its the quietest and go have a game of pool together.

Go to mini golf. The beauty of mini golf is there will be a lot of other couples around as well and families, so it makes for a comfortable setting.

Take your date to a concert. If you've been friends with this person for a while, you'll know what he or she likes and you can work on that. If you don't know the person well,

Take your date on a picnic by the water. Make sure there are plenty of rest rooms and shelter around just in case.

Go to the casino. This is not everyone's cup of tea, but what could be more exciting then winning big. They will never forget it.

Go go-karting. This is a great way to find out if your date will try just about anything once.

Take your date golfing. Find a local golf course that caters to beginners and do only 9 holes.

Go to the golf driving range. This is probably a better idea then golfing, it's cheaper, shorter in time and more fun.

Have your palms read. Most women find this sort of thing very interesting.

Take a limo ride around the city. To find the best deals, use the Internet to find local companies with websites.

Go to a roof top or revolving restaurant. Eating outdoors always makes things more memorable, just remember to make a booking first.

Go to a day spa together and get a massage. Go on the Internet to find the best deals.

Go hot air balooning. Probably not the ideal first date as it's a little expensive and hot air balooning is done very early in the morning.

Go on a lunch date. Perfect idea if you work together, just make sure your date knows it's a date and not a friendly outing.

Go to a local museum. The most popular types of museums are the interactive types, with displays, not things like art galleries.

If your date is the sporting type, take her to a local sporting event. You could even go to a college game.

If you know how to ride a motorbike, take your date for a ride somewhere scenic or at nightime in the city.

Go to the batting cages. Not everyone's idea of a great date, but you'll soon find out if your date is easy going or high matainence.

Frisbee golf is another date idea that will certainly tell you what type of person you are dating. If you are not sure what frisbee golf is, go to google.com and look it up, it's a lot of fun.

Go to your local jazz club and relax. Everyone loves jazz.

Go to the zoo. Most zoo's have nigh time exhibits or exhibits out of the norm for people to see.

Go to the local fair. Every year we have a local fair where I live that has show bags, rides etc.

Getting up early and going to the flea markets is a very cheap and fun date. If you are not big on sitting down and talking, this is the date for you.

Take your date for dinner on the boardwalk. Very romantic!

Online Dating: Control The Pace Of The Relationship

2007-07-22T22:41:00.000-07:00

Girls have a tendency to be their own worst enemy when it comes to killing attraction. If a girl had a really great time with you, she will ring you constantly, but it's your job as the man to control the relationship.

You don't have to pick up the phone everytime she rings you know.

Talking to each other constantly will ruin the attraction when you first start dating.

Here is what I do after a good date.

I ring her the next day, tell her I had a great, hope she did too, make some sort of funny comment, and go, "well, I gotta go, I'm pretty busy, so have fun, bye".

As you noticed, I didn't ask for a second date straight off the bat. I want her wondering about me for a while, building anticipation. I don't want to come across as needy and desperate.

Don't text her, don't email her, don't talk to her on msn, icq and don't ring her for a few days, then out of the blue, ask her for a second date.

If she rings you, you can pick up and go I'm kind a busy right now, and can't talk, so why don't we meet up, Tuesday next week at this place.

She basically did the asking out for you by ringing back and you don't come off as needy and desperate because you make it look like it was her idea!

Never see a girl more then 2 times a week when you are first dating for the first few months and you should be dating other women.

Online Dating: Date Multiple Women

2007-07-21T05:21:00.000-07:00

Most men think that dating multiple women at the same time is a wrong thing to do and it's cheating. They couldn't be farther from the truth my friend.

Men think this because women have told them that guys who date other girls at the same time are scum, yet they continue to date them....

I'm not talking about sleeping with millions of women every week, I'm talking about going out and having fun and meeting new people in a friendly enviroment.

If a woman says after a few dates, I think we should date exclusively, you have to ask yourself if that's what you want, do you want a relationship, because that is pretty much what she is asking.

Just be honest with everyone you date from day one and there will be no problems what so ever if you want to date multiple women at the same time.

Just don't cheat on someone if you said you would date them exclusively, don't be a jerk and treat women badly, just be honest and have fun and they will respect you for it.

Online Dating: How To Beat Shyness

2007-07-19T17:39:00.000-07:00

Even the most confident people have situations that cause them to be shy. Even famous personalities and very successful business people experience shyness at times. (if only they knew the best ways to overcome shyness)Shyness is nothing to be ashamed of and you can overcome it when you learn the right way to go about it. The problem is that you have not been exposed to accurate, proven ways to deal with shyness.

Shyness can be defined as having difficulty creating a rapport with other people. For many people, shyness can mean having a hard time thinking of things to say in a social setting. For others it can include physical symptoms of apprehension.

For most people, it involves a combination of the two. Social behaviors that come easily to the average person such as smiling, making conversation, maintaining eye contact, and a relaxed posture are extremely difficult for the shy person to achieve.

Making friends and attending social functions may seem like a nightmare to a shy person. No one wants to stand in the corner alone, but a shy person may lack the ability to approach new people.

You can learn how to overcome shyness and build confidence by developing new habits and social skills. Shy people may have to exert a large amount of effort in order to start a conversation or attend a party. Determination is a key factor in learning how to overcome shyness.

5 Ways To Overcome Shyness:

1. Some of the components of shyness are lack of self-confidence and anxiety around others, difficulty carrying on a conversation, and a lack of knowledge about the expected behavior in social situations.

Shy people can be very intimidated by people in general. Learning how to overcome shyness may seem like an insurmountable task, but help is available to you through several sources.

2. You must first determine why you are shy. There are always underlying reasons for the way a person reacts in certain situations.

Next, try behaving in a confident manner in private and practice until you begin to see results in public. Walk confidently and speak firmly and soon you'll find yourself behaving the same confident way in social settings.

As ridiculous as it may seem, forcing yourself to act as if you are not shy can be very helpful in learning how to overcome shyness altogether.

3. One way to boost your self-confidence is to always look your best. Looking great makes you feel great and does wonders for your self-esteem.

Reduce your fear of rejection by always imagining the worst outcome possible in every social situation. Then if the outcome is less traumatic than you imagine, you won't dwell on the rejection near as much. Observing strangers and acquaintances and how they relate to others can be a great tool in learning how to overcome shyness.

4. If you are having difficulty overcoming shyness, join clubs or go to events that interest you. It's a lot more comfortable to engage in conversations with those who have common interests.

The initial conversation will be much easier since you'll already have a topic of conversation that interests you both.

5. If you do not have the confidence to approach someone new, then smile and try to be approachable. Most people are receptive to a smile and a friendly face.

You could also consider taking someone that you are comfortable with along to lessen your anxiety. Shy people are extremely reluctant to take the risk of approaching new people.

If you want to learn how to overcome shyness, you may have to make an effort to be outgoing initially, but soon your new habits will become natural and easy.

There are numerous resources available to you if you need help overcoming shyness. Professional advice and tips on how to overcome shyness can be very beneficial if you are having difficulty taking that first step.

Online Dating: How To Walk With Confidence

2007-07-18T07:07:00.000-07:00

A few days back, in the midst of my chaotic holiday shopping excursion, I decided to take refuge in a pleasant nook of the mall. While gathering my thoughts, I was presented with the resonance of a confident woman. Her black leather heeled boots well preceded her appearance.

Once in view, I would guess she was mid-fifties, dressed in form fitting jeans and a flashy, collared blouse. Her boots allowed a couple extra inches on her 5’2” height. She came and went in a flurry with the other holiday shoppers, but her essence lingered on beyond the completion of my rest period. I wondered what beliefs in herself did this woman have to carry herself such an assured manner.

Out of curiosity, how do you feel when you see another woman walking confidently past you? I am sure that you have had privy to a similar scene - she is taking long strides with her shoulders back and chin up as she strolls on down the way.

Sometimes you may think she is attractive (but don’t want to admit it), other times you may think ‘what the heck is she so proud of?’ Does it ever irritate you that another woman might think that she is…as my little sister says…”All That”?

Confidence in one’s appearance does not equate to vanity, nor does it equate to being condescending or arrogant. In fact, confidence is something that we, as moms and aging women, should all indulge in on a frequent basis. When we learn to look into ourselves to find what is right with us, we will begin to find the same steadfast gait within ourselves.

Instead of becoming irritated with those who exude confidence, we will begin to relate to the feeling. To reiterate a popular cliché, when our faces are toward the sunshine, we will not see the shadows. This can be likened to finding happiness within ourselves instead of pointing shameful fingers at unsuspecting passer-bys.

Building confidence can start with achievement. When was the last time you made a goal and stuck to it? I would like to believe that near the top of your list is the ideal of being fit and healthy. Let’s take this one and run with it.

When I wrote Mom Looks Great, I wanted the moms who participated in the fitness program to have the option of this same confident walk as well as many other benefits upon the completion of Phase III, if not throughout the entire process and well into the maintenance stage. I wanted the reader’s kids to notice that their Mom looks great! I wanted ‘dad’ or ‘significant other’ to acknowledge - “Yeah…Mom does looks great!” So what aside from the body does that “looks great” phrase entail?

Looking great is also the spirit within you that transcends your superficial flesh. It is your aura, your charisma and your soul. This is why exercise and nutrition play such a vital role in helping you achieve your goal of looking great.

When you begin a healthy fitness program you begin to look great even before the weight drops and the muscles tone.

When you live this lifestyle, the changes began almost immediately! You will begin to sleep better at night (diminishing dark circles under the eyes), you will have more energy in the following days (gone are the tired grimaces when someone initiates movement) and deep inside your brain, the endorphins are throwing a jubilant celebration (therein lies your improved moods).

This is also what ‘looks great’ has to offer. The resulting weight loss and muscle tonality will come, but long after you already have a shine to your skin and a feel-good smile on your face. Even in these early stages people will begin to notice.

So then what do you do with the flattering comments people begin to give to you? When someone says you look great, do you graciously accept the compliment or do you find an excuse to deflect it? Even in our worst moments, a stray compliment could find its way to us and we need to be prepared to accept it with enthusiasm.

From this day forward, every compliment you receive YOU MUST accept with a smile and a thank you. After reading this article you are no longer allowed to counter compliments with self-putdowns such as “Ugh, [this excuse that you are wrong]” or “Oh, [I know you don’t mean that]”.

Remember that looking great is not always about the perfect body, the sharpest clothes or the healthiest hair. It is how you are perceived by those around you. Take your compliment and use it as a building block to your confidence.

Thinking back to the unknown female with the self-assured walk, how could you attain that same confidence? Begin with keeping your thoughts focused on your goals and the optimism of attaining them.

Follow it up with exercise and nutrition on a consistent basis and top it off with the sheer acceptance of all compliments, whether you feel they are justifiable or not. Feel proud about strutting your self wherever you may be. Sure, some people may feel irritated just like you once may have been, but some will think that mom looks great.

In the end, feel happy for the woman who can convey confidence. You never know the trials she has endured in her life.

Whether she nearly folded from a devastating divorce, endured painful suffering from a terrible disease or even struggled for years to lose a detrimental amount of body fat.

Whatever her story, she finally feels a sense of victory. And, unbeknownst to you, inside she has also probably gained a true inner beauty that is evident only by those who know her well.